..i want to add more muses but lazy..
"This one time my aunt was checking her bills and stuff — and she got billed for a Pornhub subscription from someone in Nigeria."
"Look at this — just look at it. I want to snuggle with it and never let it go."
⊰ ❤ ⊱ — ;; ”It’s just odd because I don’t usually get sick around this time of the year. I’m usually a Spring-time sickness person?” He’s sick all the time, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
"Well there is certainly stuff going around I mean, I’m pretty congested with a sore throat — but that’s it. But you can get sick anytime of the year." Or so she thinks.
⊰ ❤ ⊱ — ;; ”Feel like I’m getting a bit of a cold..” What, are you a hypochondriac now?
"Well it is that time of year, might want to get your box of tissues ready and your meds." Okay, just act like you’re a doctor, Lennon.
”Does this hat look good on me?”
"It looks — absolutely fantastic.”
"—Hey, I have a proposition — if you buy me a cheeseburger I’ll buy you a Pornhub membership."
”How bad is it that I spent the whole day watching Toddlers and Tiaras?”